Johnny’s Corner
This is a new feature here on Velvet Truths. "Johnny’s Corner" is hopefully, an un-going thing
presented to you by "Johnny". These entries are a daily account of a homeless guy named, you guessed it; Johnny.
Woke up with the side of my face wet.
My hair is getting shaggy these days.
I’m sore from sleeping on this street, but luckily it’s warm outside.
I stop to pickup a cigarette butt. Then I go to the "Huddle House".
Yesterday, I picked up some change from a young, religious passer by.
I’m having waffles this morning.
I dreamed all night about going there.
I could almost smell the hash browns, when a cop called out to me.
"Hey! Where are YOU going?!" He shouted.
"I’m going in to eat, sir." I replied modestly.
"Yeah, Johnny, with what money?" He was quick to reply.
"With the money I got from your mom, for banging her, pig!" I shouted.
I guess Huddle House is out for today, anyway.
4 comments:
Gonna like Johnny...keep it going
I like Johnny, keep it going
Hahahahaha I can't tell you how many times I've used that on cops. Seriously though if you're going to Huddle House get the western omelette with a side bowl of chili. Pour some of their vidalia onion sauce on the chili.
Sometimes you have some interesting (yet depressing and disturbing) thoughts, but the Johnny's Corner stuff seems a waste of time.
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