Bill Murray

My comments are usually innocuous and benign, but are sometimes taken with all the seriousness of a suicide bomber… Speaking has always taken precedence over thinking. Consequences for my actions were always an afterthought, and pretty far down on my priority list. I’m pretty spontaneous and make rash decisions for an obsessive compulsive type. Sarcasm is not one of my better traits. I blame Bill Murray. I grew up watching all of his movies, and realized that every character he played, he always came across as sarcastic. I always found it immensely amusing, and entertaining. Over the years I adopted a lot of his mannerisms, minus being witty and hilarious. I realized that asking forgiveness was easier than asking permission, and arrogantly thought people just didn’t grasp my sarcastic remarks when in actuality, they just thought I was a smart ass.  So please forgive me if I come across crass, cold, or uncaring. Blame the influences in my formative years… Blame Bill Murray!!!