Sometimes I dream in another language and can understand all of it. I like the smell of scented candles but not when they are extinguished. I love psychology, but it gives me a headache. I often think of nothing at all. I like to wear silly hats and eat black olives until I puke. I sometimes pretend that I'm pretending. I write long pleas for disability with my left hand. I whistle while inhaling, and I try to drive at least one mile a day in reverse...