I threw a great party last night. No one showed up, except Karen. She was so cool. Yeah, she's a plastic blow-up doll, but we had a blast. She seemed a little fake at first, but she finally loosened up. I wore a bikini with cowboy boots and we danced to Duran Duran until three in the morning. We made haystack cookies and played trivial pursuit (which I lost). Everything was going well until we had a little fight because I told her to shut her mouth. I forgot that it's always open. I woke up this morning to find her gone; along with my wallet. You just can't trust chicks anymore; even the plastic ones. I hope she gets a slow leak. No... I take it back. I miss you Karen... We will always have last night!