"I have a great masterpiece that is yet to be written!" That's one of my daily self-affirmation speeches I give myself to get through the day. It's hard to not slip into a pit of despair sometimes. Actually, it's more of a hot, cesspool of misery. It's too hot, and doesn't smell right, but you get used to it. At any rate, I use whatever tricks I can to make things a little brighter, and not as morbidly dark. After all, life is what you make of it. Are YOU ready to change your life? I'm talking about positive, completely sane, self-motivational speeches by, yours truly! So, for a limited time, I am offering my new series: "-D's- Self Affirmation Speeches Vol. I." Here are just some of the great quotes you will get with this series!

"I am not a loser! I can get this done!"

" I will try today to function without my medication; even though the doctor said I may kill everyone I talk to with the letter "D" in their name without it..."

"I can do this, even if I can't!"

"I will not wear white after Labor Day!!"

"People sort of like me in their own secretive way! EXCEPT THOSE PEOPLE!!!! They want to kill me!"

"Everyone is not looking at me in the store, but if they are, they are just jealous because they didn't think to wear bright blue pants with a purple, paisley shirt. I look fantastic! Those voices.... Not real! I am a living organism on this planet."

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