Johnny's Corner

Woke to a cop kicking me in the side, telling me to move along.
I walked down the alley, looking in my favorite dumpster for some grub.
I looked down to notice a leather wallet, laying next to the garbage.
Thought I'd carry it around, (in case I ever found any cash)
I walk next to the hookers and pimps, down to the liquor store.
Sometimes you can find someone with a drink behind there.
About the time I turned the corner, a dude asked for a dollar.
I said, "yeah, let me just reach in my wallet, maybe I can give you more than a dollar."
I opened the wallet sarcastically to show him the empty wallet.
His eyes got wide, and snatched it away.
There was probably about a thousand dollars in cash there.
I was robbed and didn't even know I had money.
I saw the same guy behind the store that evening.
He looked at me, and handed me a beer.
Not that bad of a day after all...